Adventure Time with Tarlie and Wuggle

Episode 1

 * Tarlie is sleeping one day face first on her bed*


 * something jumps on her back*

Tarlie: Huh?

???: Im on ur back, layin my eggs

Tarlie: WTF!

*Tarlie Jumps up*

???: Eeek!

Tarlie: Is that you, Wug?

Wuggle:Yes. :3  I have eggs

*Wug spits out a pea*

Tarlie: Go outside and do that. ._.

Wuggle: K

Tarlie: I mean, Come on Wuggle. You aren't supposed to even HAVE eggs

Wuggle: Meh

*Wug jumps out window*

*Tarlie Gets sword*

Wuggle: AAAAAH IM FALLING! WAI DID I JUMP OUT TH-

*Wug lands in a pile of goo*

Wuggle: ARGH IM COVERED IN STICKY GREEN GOO


 * Wug rolls wround*

Tarlie: Wug, you're okay. -_-

Wuggle: i know! :D


 * Wug spits a bunch of peas out then buries them in the dirt*

Tarlie: Do you wanna...go to the Plasma Kingdom?

Wuggle: Su- AAAGH I FEEL SOMETHING IN MAI BODEH

Talie: TMI


 * Wuggle's tail grows. It lifts him into the air*

Tarlie: Whoa, you can fly!

Wuggle: Help meh


 * Wug waves paws*

Tarlie: YOU CAN FLY! DATS AWESHOME

Wuggle: No. I dun like heights. :( STOP FLYIN!


 * Wug falls to the ground*

Tarlie: -_- take meh to the Plasma kingdom! I wanna see somebodah...

Wuggle: Fiiiiiine. Grab on to my legs


 * Tarlie Grabs*


 * Wug flies Tarlie to the Plasma Kingdom*


 * They into the main hall*

Tarlie: Hi...Prince Plasma, have any tasks for me and my friend?

PP: Yes, there have been several reported Goblin attackes in the Gud kingdom.

Tarlie: Ugh, Gud kingdom. Last time we were there Wug got pregnant. -_-

Wuggle: With the pea princess :3

Tarlie: SHUT UP, WUGGLE!

Wuggle: I TOUCHED HER GOOD

PP: ...

Tarlie: I know you did, you made me watch. T-T

PP: ...Just go kill those goblins. Imma be in my room, thinking about what I just heard ._.

Tarlie: I'll go in your room after we're done to er...report in.


 * They run out*

Tarlie: Wug, to the Gud Kingom!

Wuggle: kk


 * Tarlie Grabs on*


 * Wug flies them to the Gud kingdom and drops Tarlie in a barn before landing outside it*

Tarlie: WTF *Walks out*


 * A goblin in a purple sci mask walks up*

Goblin: Your female body must bear my fruit!

Wuggle: Herro- OMG

Tarlie: NO! WTF


 * Punches the goblin*


 * An army of Goblins walk up*(

ALL OF THEM: BEAR OUR FRUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Tarlie: No -_-


 * Wug throws shurikens in their eyes*

Fat Goblin: Please, I be gentle.

Tarlie: ._.


 * Tarlie Kills 40 Goblins*


 * Wug kills the rest exept one.*


 * A small goblin grabs her back*

Goblin: Gimme some Fruit sacks, babah!

Tarlie: AW GAWD !

Wuggle: Look out


 * Wug throws a shuriken at the goblin*

Tarlie: He grabbed me. ._.

Tarlie: Take me back. T-T

Puggle: kk, we killed em all anyways


 * Tarlie Grabs on and cries*

Tarlie: TAKE ME BACK MAN

Wuggle: K


 * Wug flies back and breaks through Plasma's bedroom window*

Tarlie: THEY WANTED ME TO

Tarlie: 'Bear their fruit' ._.

Wuggle: Ik I heard

Tarlie: ONE GRABEEEEEEEEEEED ME


 * PP is lying on his bed sleeping and doesn't notice Tarlie and Wuggle*


 * He wakes up*

PP: Whu- WHAT!?!

Tarlie: WAKE UP

PP: I just did. ._.

Tarlie: They wanted me to Bear their fruit ._.

PP: WHO DID?!?

Wuggle: The goblins, but we killed them

Tarlie: One grabbed my but and my back. NO ONE TOUCHES MY BACK D:< T-T

PP: I'll make you feel better :3

Tarlie: You got pie?

Wuggle: AH HE WANTS TO DO IT WITH ME *flies out the window*

Tarlie: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU D:<

PP: ...Yeah, I got pie

Tarlie: *Sniff* Okey.

Tarlie: Is it chocolate?

PP: Yesh, with whipped cream

Tarlie: Cool.


 * They go to the Pie chamber*

Tarlie: *Looks at Pie then walks over to it* I LOVE PIE

PP: I love y- PIE TOO


 * Stuffs her face with pie*

Tarlie: Mhm...Yum.

Tarlie: If there was a Pie prince, I'd marry him.

PP: I brb


 * PP runs out*

-PIE KINGDOM MAIN HALL-

Pie Prince: LALALALALALLALALALALLALALALALA I DELICIOUS


 * PP sneaks up to PP2's bedroom*

Pie Prince: Who is dere?


 * PP gets out a knife*

PP: *sinister voice* Me.

Pie Prince: Hey.

PP: *sinister voice* Hello

Pie Prince: I gotta go.


 * PP2 Walks off*


 * Guards walk in*

Guard 1: INTRUDER

PP: *sinister voice* I'm going to kill u


 * They beat up PP1*


 * PP cuts out a peice of Guard 1*

Guard 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Guard 2: ._. *Runs out*


 * PP1 pulls out pie heart and eats it*

Guard 1: NO MAN! I HAVE A WIFE...AND A CHAIR! A CHAIR! MY CHAIR NEEDS ME!

PP: o sorreh


 * PP puts a fake heart model in Guard 1's chest*

Guard 1: Coo. Thx

PP: Now go an tell nobody


 * PP1 runs after PP2*


 * PP2 is getting a drink*

Pie Prince: Sup.

Pie Prince: How can I halp you?

Pie Prince: Want a drinnk?

PP: Hi. Imma kill you and wear your flesh SO I CAN GET THE GIR- wtf

Pie Price: Why don't you just ask this girl out?


 * Drinks some lard milk*

PP: ...Omg this plan is horrible

PP: I'D HAVE TO LOOK LIKE YOU FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE D:

Pie Prince: IKR. I hate me.

PP: I hate you too T-T

Pie Prince: Jk, I love me.

PP: Meh, I still hate you

Pie Prince: Can I see the girl you liek?

PP: ...No

-PLASMA KINGDOM-


 * Tarlie is fat and asleep, Wuggle is humping her head*

-PIE KINGDOM-

Pie Prince: I'MMA PIE PRINCE, I'MMA PIE PRINCE, I'MMA PRINCE!

PP: k

Pie Prince: Srsly, can I see the g-


 * Tarlie bursts in, Wuggle still on her head*

Tarlie: OMG

Tarlie: PLASMA UR OKAY

Tarlie: (yay) I've been looking for you for like...a minue.

PP: Ohai Tarlie, we should go back to my kingdom

Pie Prince: i'mma a pie!

Tarlie: YOU DO EXIST :O

Wuggle: Uh uh uh uh uh

Pie Prince: IS THAT A RARE WUG PUG? :O


 * Scratches behind Wug's ears*

Wuggle: Yays


 * wags tail, accidentaly bringing the three into the air*


 * PP2Falls*

Pie Prince: ow T-T

Wuggle: HERRO PLASMA :3

Pie Prince: Yeah, hi Plasma!

Tarlie: PLASMA! CAN PIE PRINCE STAY AT UR KINGDOM?! :O

PP: Anything for you... heh *sigh*

Tarlie: (yay)

Pie Prince: I need to get my sleeping bag,


 * Pulls the sleeping bag out of his cup*

Pie Prince: Okay, we can go.


 * Wuggle flies Tarlie to the Plasma Kingdom*

Tarlie: I can't believe Pie Prince is real. :o

Wuggle: I like him :3

Tarlie: Me too. :3 I didn't know u were a WugPug ._.

Wuggle: I like u :3

Tarlie: No! I'm not gonna let you touch the door knob! D:<

Wuggle: But I already did, D:

Wuggle: When you were asleep

Tarlie: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

--Pie kingdom--

Pie: I've nevah been to yo kingdom

Plasma: Ik

Pie: That Tarleh girl seems nice. She has an awesome dog.

Plasma: Wuggle is weird. Once I woke up and he was playing with my diddle-doodle

Pie: mkay. Will u b mad if I ask Tar to go out?

Plasma: YES

Pie: y

Pie: But ur liek 50 D:

Pie: AND SHE LOVES PIE :O

Plasma: She'll eat you!

Pie: I'm not made of pie.

Pie: Should we go to yo kingdom nao?

Plasma: yeah.. probably

-PLASMA KINGDOM-


 * The two walk through the door*

Pie: This is yo place?

Plasma: Yeah

Plasma: Pretty cool right?

Pie: Yeah.

Plasma: They should be here


 * steps into a portal leading to the pie room*


 * Tarlie is eating pie rapidly*


 * Wuggle is lying on a pie beanbag*

Tarlie: i can't eat no more


 * Eats alot more*

Pie: :o Whoa

Tarlie: I'm gonna puke.


 * Eats more*

Pie: *Pulls Plasma aside*Y haven't u asked her out yet D:<

Plasma: IDK

Pie: WUGGLE, C'MERE BOI!

Wuggle: K

Pie: Wuggle, can you go ask Tarlie what she thinks of me?


 * Tarlie's puking*

Tarlie: OHGODOHG-- *Pukes some more*

Wuggle: sure. Pie: What did she say?

Wuggle: BLUUUUUUUUU- I wanna g- BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- o ou- BLURRRRRRRRRR- with hi- B

Pie: I can't understand eet]

Wuggle: She said ur the most disgusting blech she's ever seen

Wuggle: Wait no

Wuggle: She wants to go out with you

Piez:  SUCK IT, PLASMA

Plasma: YOU JERK ASH


 * electrifies Pie with finger*

Pie: AHAHAHAHAH

Pie: PIEEE...ATTACK *All the pies in the room make a tornado of pies around Plasma*
 * Tarlie stares at Plasma*

Plasma: OH SH-

Tarlie: IT'S BOOTIFUL

Wuggle: IKR. TWO MEN FIGHTING OVER ME

Tarle: 1. THE PIES. 2. They're fighting over all dis

Wuggle: No

Wuggle: They figting for mee

Tarlie: Are you gay?

Wuggle: I'll do it with any gender

Tarlie: ...K.

Wuggle: Snuggle?

Tarlie: No.

Wuggle: T-T Okay

Pie: SHE WILL GO OUT WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Plasma: NO ME

Pie: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Plasma: AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH

Tarlie: You two are both idiots. ._.

Pie: What? *All the pie fall and one smashes on Plasma's face*

Plasma: NUUU TO MUCH PIE


 * Plasma falls on the floor and rolls around*

Tarlie: Don't fight over me. I mean, c'mon. I'll be back tomorrow. C'mon Wuggle.

Plasma, whispering: Dammitdammitdammitshe'sleavingandI'mstuckwithPie T-T

Pie, YELLING: NOW PLASMA IS GONNA WANNA DO ME!

Episode 2

 * Tarlie is sleeping one night*


 * Wuggle is on the roof howling*


 * Miles the ghost floats up to the roof*

Miles* Hey bro.

Wuggle: Hey I dun know you

Miles: Yeah you do.

Miles: I'm the ghost dude that haunted you when you were a leetle puppy.


 * Wug stares into space for a couple moments*

Wuggle: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH HELP ME TRALIE

Miles: Hey guess what?

Miles: Boo.

Wuggle: (pokerface)


 * Tarlie walks to the roof*

Wuggle: AAAAAAAAAAAAH

Tarlie: What's with all da noise?

Tarlie: I was dreaming about pie.


 * Wuggle flies into the air*

Wuggle: DER IS A GHOST

Miles: Hey.

Wuggle: HELP MEN

Tarlie: You're a ghost? Cool. *Pokes hand in and out of his stomach* Whoa.

Miles: Yeah, IKR?

Miles: Watch dis. *Posseses a female Pug and flies back to the roof*

Miles as pug: Hey, Wuggy.

Wuggle: OH MAI GODD IT'S AN UGLY STALKERPUG THAT KNOWS MAI NAME T-T

Miles as pug: FEEEEIIIINE! *Falls off of the tree house and Miles floats back*

Tarlie: That was awesome.

Tarlie: Why are you afraid of the ghost?

Miles:My name's Miles.

Tarlie: K.

Wuggle: HEH HAUNTED MEH WHEN I WAS A PUP


 * FLASHBACK*

Miles: Hey, puppy.

Wuggle: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


 * Flashback ovah*

shivering*
 * Wuggle is shivering

Tarlie: That sounds intense.

Wuggle: IKR

Miles: (yaoming)

Tarlie: Why is you here?

Miles: This is my house. ._.

Tarlie: Wut

Wuggle: Tarlie...

Miles: I used to haunt dis place then a fat girl and a small dog moved in.

Tarlie: HEY, I LOST THE WEIGHT, MEANIE. Yeah, Wug?

Wuggle: WE HAVE TO LEAVE OR HE WILL EAT US D:

Miles: I am hungry.

Tarlie: But you can't eat us.

Miles: Orly?

Wuggle: Tarlie...

Tarlie: Yo.

Wuggle: Tarlie...


 * WWug is looking at Miles*

Wuggle: TARLIE

Tarlie: Whatt?


 * Wug points at Miles*

Miles: *Is doing the thriller dance*

Tarlie: OHCRAP, WE GOTTA LEAVE

Wuggle: DATS WHAT I BEEN TELLING YOU


 * Wug flies into a cloud, carrying Tarlie*

Miles: Whoa, PANTY RAID

Tarlie: *From cloud* NAOOOOOOOOOOO

Tarlie: Where will we live now?

Wuggle: In dis cloud :3


 * Wug makes cloud socks*


 * Wug puts them on Tarlie's feet*

Tarlie: :O Cool.


 * Wug pulls a blanket of clouds over self to make a tent*

Wuggle: Dis tent is mine :3

Tarlie: Kay, I'll just fly somewhere else.


 * Jumps off*

Tarlie: WHY AM I NOT FLYING


 * Wug looks out cloud window*

Wuggle: :|


 * Pie Kingdom*

Pie Prince: I'MMA PIE PRINCE


 * Back to Cloud house*

Tarlie: *Look's at Wug's window* WHY CANT I FLYYY


 * Wug sees Tarlie looking at him and waves happily*


 * Miles posseses Tarlie and flies back to the cloud then gets out*

Wuggle: Hi Ghost

arlie: I CAN fly!

Miles: 1. Hi. 2. No you can't. I possessed you and learned all of your secrets.

Tarlie: WTF

Wuggle: Hi Tarlie. ._. Is Ghost mating with you?

Tarlie: No.

Tarlie: I don't think so.

Wuggle: o.o

Miles: *Puts his mouth to Tarlie's ear* SECRETS *Floats away*

Tarlie: *Lays down and curls up*

Tarlie: Wuggle, I wanna go home

Wuggle: But weh can't

Tarlie: T-T

Tarlie: Should we go house hunting?

Random house: YOU MUST HAVE A PERMIT TO GO HOUSE HUNTING BEACH

Tarlie: T-T

Miles: I'M A GHOST

Tarlie: I'm a human.

Miles: I'MMA A GHOST.

Tarlie: I'm...a...Human.