Jungle of the Homo Reptilia

Part 01
--THE DOCTOR AND K9 ARE WALKING THOUGH A JUNGLE--

K9: This is dangerous. I cannot get wet.

Doctor: I know, K9. We have to be careful.

K9: I sense a Homo Reptilia nearby.

Doctor: A Homo Reptilia?

K9: A Silurian.

Doctor: Silurian? Are your brain circuits messed up again?

K9: Brain circuits are functioning perfectly.

Doctor: That's what you said last time.

K9: That is not relivant.

Two repltilian humanoids appear in front of them.

Silurian 01: HOW DID YOU GET HERE!?! WHO ARE YOU!?!

K9: I am K-9 mark I.

Doctor: I am the Doctor.

Silurian 02: DOCTOR?!?

The Silurians look at eachother then run away.

--UNDERGROUND--

Silurian Leader: The Doctor!? He was here?

Silurian 01: Yes My Lord! He is in the form of some species of wolf!

Silurian 02: Traveling with his small robot wolf!

Silurian Leader: I have heard of him.... Some kind of..... K7 or something.

Silurian 01: My Lord, we must kill them now!

Silurian Leader: Yes.... But.... Bring me their machine... the box... The blue box.

Silurian 02: Yes My Lord!

--SURFACE--

K9: I sense more Homo Reptilia approaching!

Doctor: Those reptlies?

K9: Yes, those reptilian creatures. Why are we here again Master?

Doctor: We are here to explore, but most of the time it leads to saving someone or ourselves.

K9: I have noticed.

The two Silurians sneek past them.

Silurian 01: '*whispering* Be very quiet.

Silurian 02: Stop talking or they'll her-

The second Silurian trips over a large dog bed.

Silurian 01: Great. Look what you did!

The bottom of the dog bed lowers down, bringing the second Silurian with it.

K9: I sense movements.

Doctor: From where?

K9: Inside TARDIS model PMKIII.

Doctor: Oh no!

The two race back to where they left the TARDIS.

Silurian 01: See!? Look, they found us!

Silurian 02, inside the TARDIS: Quick! Get out, and take the bed with us!

Silurian 01: OKAY!!

''The first Silurian shoots a stun laser at The Doctor and K9 and picks up the TARDIS. He runs to the entrance to a cave and drops down.''

Doctor, still stunned: NOOO!!!

K9, still stunned: Bad.

--UNDERGROUND--

Leader Silurian: The Doctor's TARDIS. Amazing....

Part 2
Leader Silurian: The Doctor's TARDIS. Amazing.... With this machine, I could travel anywhere! HAHAHAHAH!!!

 --SURFACE-- 

K9: My communications system are malfunctioning-ing-ing...

Doctor Pug: No! K9!

 The two are unstunned .

Doctor: Hang in there, K9!

K9: Mast- Master. Tardis is go- are failing- stolen my reptilia.

 The Doctor puts K9 under a bush 

Doctor: Wait there so I can get my tools from the TARDIS!

K-9: Alright Master, Ciao!- Buenos Dias- failing.

Doctor: It's getting worse...

'' The Doctor runs to the cave entrance where the Silurians went down.  He sees a guard hidden in the bushes , and tackles her.'' Female Silurian: I hate guard duty.

The Doctor knocks her out.

Voice from the Silurian's comunication pod: Hello? Lunia? Are you there? ARE YOU THERE? Report!

 The Doctor picks it up .

Voice: This is your commander, report!

Doctor, in a girlish voice: Lunia here! Everything is okay. Voice: Okay. Don't forget that Buyin and Plynok have taken the Doctor's tardis to the leader.

 The Doctor stalks into the cave . Another guard in the shadows spots him.

Silurian Warrior: Halt!

 The Silurian takes out a gun, and starts blasting at the Doctor .

Doctor: Ahgh!

'' The Doctor runs in front of a crystal growing in the cave and ducks.   The blast hits the crystal and bounces back at the Silurian ''.

Silurian General Zargho: What was that?

Silurian: It was the Doctor! He went that way!

'' Zargho chases after the Doctor. ''

Zargho: I found you!

Doctor: You did?

'' The Doctor is pulling out the gun of a Silurian. ''

Zargho: THE DOCTOR!

Doctor: No, it's not me.

Zargho: Oh....okay then.

 General Zargho turns around .

Zargho: If you see the real Doctor let me know.

Doctor: Okay.

 He blasts the General Zargho .  The Doctor walks over the dead Silurian, sets the gun down, and heads into the next chamber.

Silurian 01: Weird... It seems that Lunia and Plynok have disappared.

Doctor: No, Lunia is here.

Silurian 02: The Doctor!

Silurian Leader: Let me deal with this fool.

'' The Leader gets up and uses his third eye to shock The Doctor. ''

Part 3
The Doctor faints. Leader Silurian: Seize him!

Silurian 02: With pleasure!

Bobh, the second Silurian, and Bliurixx, the first, pick up the Doctor.

Bliurixx: This meatbag is... erotic.

They throw him into a cell.

Leader Silurian:  Hm..... What happened to the robotic dog?

Bobh: I do not know... somewhere on the surface?

Bliurixx: We should go searching for it!

--SURFACE--

K9: The square route of the hypotneus is- MALFUNCTION. MALFUCTION!

Bliurixx and Bobh are walking a couple hundred feet in front of K9.

Bobh: I can't see him...

K9: K9 mark 234 point sixteen 9jk8l3s.

Bliurixx hears K9's jibberish.

K9: Affirmative. Mistress. Eleventy seven point Q hundred and six.

Bliuxx: WHAT THE PUG IS THAT STUPID NOISE? IS IT THAT EROTIC TIMEPUG?

Bobh: It must be that K9 machine! Be very quiet.

K9: AUNT LAVINA CLARA OSWI- WALD

Bobh notices red LEDs blinking on and off under a bush.

K9: AUTO CONTROL ACTIVATED!!

K9 starts hovering, and extis the bushes.

Bobh: There's K4! Get 'im!

K9's voice becomes much more robotic.

K9: STOP!

K9 starts firing lasers at the two Silurians.

Bobh: OHCALABD!!

K-9 shoots straight for Bobh, and knocks him down.

Bobh: Eh-ar-uggggh

Bobh goes unconcious.

K9: MUST FIND MASTER......... I sense... I sense a humanoid figure nearby.

K-9 senses a russle in the bushes.

Bliurixx runs in the direction of the cave, and reaches it. Two guards are guarding like the guards they are.

Bliurixx: TELL THE EROTIC TIMEPUG TO MEAT ME!!!

Silurian Guard 01: What the Fligle.

Silurian Guard 02: Hmm?

Bliurixx is shot by a laser, and falls on the stone ground, dead. K9 emerges.

K9: Bring me to my master.

--TO BE CONTINUED--